Megyn Kelly called on Elon Musk to reinstate suspended reporters he said had violated a rule after posting information about the “exact real-time location” of his private jet and said that people should stand up for free speech “on both sides.”

During Sirius XM’s “The Megyn Kelly Show” podcast, the host was speaking with Stanford University professor Dr. Jay Bhattacharya — formerly blacklisted on the platform — about the consequences of censoring science-based COVID discussions and Musk banning these journalists.

Kelly said Musk was “taking a beating because he kicked off Twitter several journalists, including reporters from The New York Times, Washington Post, not all reporters” who she said had covered Musk’s repeated complaints about a specific account that “tracked Elon’s private jet. And Elon felt doxxed, felt unsafe.”

“And then he permanently suspended, at least for now, these journalists who … shared links to that guy’s handle which revealed Elon’s location in the process of their reporting,” the former Fox News host explained.

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“Masking people can provide a false sense of confidence..You may have ended up killing vulnerable people.” @DrJBhattacharya on real consequences of censoring science-based COVID discussions.

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— The Megyn Kelly Show (@MegynKellyShow) December 16, 2022

“Now, there’s been blowback by the left and the right on this decision,” she added, asking the professor what he made of it.

Bhattacharya noted that he could understand on the “one hand” how Musk felt because “the site [handle] said where his kid was. And somebody stopped the car where the kid was.”

On the other hand, the professor shared that he’s “against censorship” and said he didn’t agree that Elon should’ve gotten rid of the journalists on the platform. He noted that some journalist’s didn’t seem to care when he was censored on the site, but despite that he said, “We got to care when everyone’s free speech is suppressed.”

“Absolutely right,” Kelly replied. “I think Elon’s got to reverse suspensions of those reporters. One guy targeting him with repeated updates on where he is, that’s more problematic. I understand they stopped his son because they thought it was him, but still it does show the danger of this practice.”

“But I think those reporters need to come back online as hateful they may be when it comes to this particular issue,” she added. “We’ve got to stand up for it on both sides.”

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The following is the opening satirical monologue from “The Andrew Klavan Show.”

The Cambridge Dictionary has changed the definition of the word woman to include, [quote] “an adult who lives and identifies as female though they may have been said to have a different sex at birth.” [unquote]

Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, ‘Oh, Klavan, you sensual sultan of satirical something or other beginning with S, how is it possible that you could kumquat the jiggly puff of rectangular anesthesia, now that words no longer mean anything?’

But no, I am not garaging a hippopotamus! The Cambridge dictionary has actually changed the definitions of man and woman to reflect the new reality that reality no longer reflects reality so words should no longer catapult what gorgonzola oriental cat massage.

The editor of the Cambridge Dictionary, Hamlet Mendacity, PhD, defended the change of definitions at the annual homosexual pedophile twerking competition of the American Teachers Union. In an impassioned speech given to a worried-looking 8-year-old boy, Dr. Mendacity said, [quote] “The time has come for words to be set free of the prison of their meanings so they can joyously run unencumbered through the rainbow fields of absolute nonsense, dancing with unicorns under pink clouds of glorious morning, if unicorns are defined as satanic deviants and glorious morning is defined as civilization-destroying moral corruption. Then at last we will have full tolerance of evil which the Cambridge Dictionary now defines as good. Now come on, little boy, let’s get out of here and find someplace quiet.” [unquote] 

The new edition of the dictionary also contains other revised definitions. For instance, the word “dictionary” is now defined as “a spineless capitulation to elite social pressure,” the word “definition” is defined as “a meaningless string of absurdities constructed at random by influential grifters,” and the phrase “emperor’s new clothes” is defined as “clothes.” Dr. Mendacity said he hoped these changes would serve as an aid to “political resistance,” which is now defined as “utter capitulation to the whims and machinations of the powerful.” 

Although some people — like women and men — objected to the definitional changes because they undermined mental health and moral behavior by dismissing the inescapable gender identity conferred upon humans by the only body they will ever have and thus spat in the face of our creator, a strategy that has a long history of working out badly both for the civilizations that are no longer with us and the individuals whose despairing screams from the depth of eternal hellfire can sometimes be heard in the still of night as a forewarning of your own doom if you happen to be the editor of the Cambridge Dictionary, others thought the new definitions were great. 

Trans Activist Raymond Scuzz, whose pronouns are “uh oh” and “that pervert over there,” says the definition will help put an end to hate speech because words won’t mean anything so who cares what you say. Scuzz discussed the matter during a break from Drag Queen Story Hour where he was reading the new children’s book, “Billy Gets A Nice Piece of Candy from a Friendly Stranger.” Scuzz said, [quote] “Look, some people are trans. Get over it. If a person wants to be called a woman and use female pronouns, what’s the big deal? Why do these haters care so much that we want to force them to lie in service of a deviant ideology that seeks to destroy the natural basis of human existence in order to replace the family with Marxist tyranny? I mean if a starving anorexic decided to identify as fat, would you go around saying, ‘No, you’re thin, you have to eat or you’ll die,’ or if someone wanted to identify as a bird, would you say, ‘No, if you jump off that building flapping your arms you’ll plummet to your death?’ Of course not! That would be fat-bird-o-phobic! And it would stigmatize mental illness by suggesting someone’s insane delusion was out of touch with reality, which the Cambridge Dictionary now defines as ‘a unicorn under pink clouds of glorious morning.’” [unquote] 

Leftists and other groomers say they’re eager to see the NEXT edition of the dictionary which they feel will finally oblong the streetlamp of toenail in order to flowerpot the bridle of Ontario and thus make it much easier to spew their nonsensical and destructive crap.

Andrew Klavan Is the host of The Andrew Klavan Show at The Daily Wire. A popular political satirist and Hollywood screenwriter, Klavan is also an award-winning novelist. Be sure to order his new novel today: A Strange Habit of Mind, book two in the Cameron Winter Mystery series.

The views expressed in this satirical article are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.