So, it's weird Joe Biden hasn't been seen since they tossed his carcass from Air Force One last Wednesday. Can we at least get proof of life? Maybe have him pose holding a copy of today's paper? But then again, we've been asking for proof of life from Joe for years. Got nothing. So after years of watching him deteriorate and years of the media Democrat complex covering it up, Joe admits he's not up to the demands of campaigning, like traveling, speaking and not dying. But now they're in a pickle. 

If Joe Biden's too far gone to campaign, how can he remain commander-in-chief until January 20th? Shouldn't they put him on like an ice floe and give it a shove before his addled brain starts World War III? But if Joe can still do the job, then didn't we just witness a ‘coup’ orchestrated by Obama, Clooney, the big coastal donors and the media who just replaced a candidate simply because he was polling below Trump, which according to Dems means he was literally polling below Hitler. But talk about election interference. Someone get Joe Scarborough on the phone, but don't call his landline, he pulled the cable from the wall to make a noose. 

Look, Biden won those delegates, and that means he's the nominee. And like his toy fire truck, you can't take it away from him because it's his. Well, I guess you could take it away from him because they just did. Look, Trump got the nomination after being tested. In fact, there was quite a crowd on their debate stage, although half that crowd was Chris Christie. But the fact is, Trump got the nomination and no one could take it from him. But not so on the left. 

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Just ask Bernie who the Dems hip-checked out of a presidential primary victory twice. And for a man his age, a broken hip could be fatal. So it was polling that got Biden out. A bunch of nameless number crunchers just anointed a new candidate. It wasn't because Biden's IQ dropped lower than his body temperature. If that was the standard, how can this woman be the replacement?

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That's the laugh of a woman who loves school busses, the shorter the better. So they got by now because it looked like they were going to lose. That's anti-democratic. There's the rub. If they say it wasn't because Biden was going to lose, but because of his impairment, then he has to resign because then he's unfit to run and how the hell can he handle foreign policy when he's loopy? Then Dems should be saying the same words I hear at an ugly man convention: ‘get out of here.’ But if they say he is fit to be president, then why drop out of the race? You see, they painted themselves into a corner and of all places, the Oval Office. 

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The system is delegates nominate a candidate, not delegates nominate a candidate until he doesn't look like he's going to win. That's an attack on democracy. They're overriding the voters. If that had been the standard on the right, Trump would have been ousted in 2016, and we likely would have gotten four years of Hillary and me and Jesse would have been found in the trunk of a car. Now, there could be something else going on here. Is there more to Joe dropping out than we know? Does it have something to do with Butler, Pennsylvania? I'm not suggesting the Dems tried to have Trump killed, of course. Hillary's retired. And she can't climb a slanted roof without twisting a kankle. 

But remember, Secret Service Director Cheatle was on Joe Biden's security detail. Jill reportedly pushed for Cheatle to get that top job. They're a perfect pair. A DEI hire gets your shot, then a phony doctor can give you fake first aid. But what if, when resources are allotted, favorites are played with experience and manpower? It's pretty clear the White House didn't take threats to Trump seriously. 

Could this have been negligence by derangement? A shared antipathy for Trump? So it looks like the Dems are embracing Kamala, who Joe has endorsed, although at this stage he mistakes her for Oprah. But Kam faces a dilemma. She can't possibly pick a VP more competent than she is. She can't afford to be overshadowed. So where is she going to find a politician who is even more clueless and incompetent than she is? Is there someone worse out there? Oh, wait a minute. I've got an idea. Kamala, Joe, just trade places.

Former President Trump and his 2024 running mate JD Vance sat down for their first joint interview with Fox News host Jesse Watters on Monday following the assassination attempt on the GOP nominee’s life at a rally in Butler, Pa., last week.

Trump told "Jesse Watters Primetime" embattled Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle came to see him in the days following the assassination attempt.

"It went very nicely. She was very nice, I thought. But, you know, somebody should have made sure there was nobody on that roof," he said. 

The shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks, fired several shots at the former president from the rooftop of a building roughly 130 yards away. 

Investigators are piecing together how the 20-year-old local resident was able to gain a clear line of sight at Trump. Eyewitness Michael Difrischia filmed Crooks lying down on top of the American Glass Research building, looking down the sights of an AR-style rifle.

"I saw a younger kid running through the crowd and somebody had spoke[n] up [and] said the guy had a gun," Difrischia told "The Ingraham Angle" last week.

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"The problem was the police officers were too close to the building. They could not see him," he added. "We were trying to tell them he’s right there, he’s right there, but they just couldn’t see him."

Other eyewitnesses said they tried to warn police officers of a shooter before he fired the shots that grazed Trump’s ear, killed former Pennsylvania fire chief Corey Comperatore and injured David Dutch and James Copenhaven.

Trump told Watters he was surprised at how close Crooks was able to get. 

"They said it's really, it's a -- a bad shot would usually hit the target. And so I mean, it's got to be, somebody's got to be there. And it's essentially a flat roof. I mean, I noticed that she [Cheatle] said, well, this is a slope roof where you think of like a barn where you have, this thing had just a little -- a little upswing in it, a few degrees. This was a not -- it essentially was a flat roof," he said. 

Cheatle told ABC News last week the building the alleged shooter was on top of had a "sloped roof at its highest point." "And so, you know, there's a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn't want to put somebody up on a sloped roof," she said. 

Trump said he believes Cheatle was given "false information" when she mentioned the roof's slope as a reason why there weren’t any Secret Service agents atop the building.

The 2024 Republican nominee questioned why he wasn’t told to stay off the stage for 5-20 minutes before he came out and started speaking if there were concerns about a potential threat. 

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"You have to answer why couldn't I have stayed off the stage for five minutes while they do their work? Why couldn't, you know, how does a situation happen where a roof that's plainly in sight from the location where I was speaking… why would somebody not have seen that?" he asked.

Cheatle appeared on Capitol Hill Monday to answer for the security failures that almost led to the assassination of a former president. 

She acknowledged the attempt on Trump’s life was the most significant operational failure at the Secret Service in decades. 

Two ranking members of the House Oversight Committee, Reps. James Comer, R-Ky., and Jamie Raskin, D-Md., called on Cheatle to resign from her post in a letter following her testimony, saying she failed to "provide answers to basic questions regarding that stunning operational failure and to reassure the American people that the Secret Service has learned its lessons and begun to correct its systemic blunders and failures."

Trump praised the actions of his Secret Service agents, who rushed to cover him after shots rang out at his rally.

He told Watters his ear is healing and getting better. "We're getting down to the small bandages. But it was a nasty one. And it was nasty, period. That was exactly one week ago from today, exactly. And, you know, when you think about it, it's -- that's been a lot of territory covered," he said. 

"Who -- who would've thought this was going to be happening? But it happened. And I got very lucky, or God, I think it was God, actually."