So, the more the outside world notices how senile Biden is, the more he retreats from reality. Lucky for him, that's a very short walk. According to the New York Times, Old Joe isn't consulting with any of his advisers or staff anymore. His cell phone rings and rings, but Joe keeps trying to answer a banana. True, Biden's inner circle is tighter than a meerkat's butthole. Don't ask me how I know. He needed a suppository. Apparently, he's down to a tiny group of loyalists, including his son and wife. The fate of the world hangs in the balance, and the people in charge are a substitute teacher and a guy who snorts grated cheese. I guess Bert and Ernie were all tied up. But hey, why listen to the advisers in a crisis, when you can rely on a convicted felon who smokes crack like it's brisket in North Carolina? 

The Biden's are running the government like their sex lives: they prefer relatives. So, as Joe Biden's brain shrinks like Jesse Watters' package in a swimming pool, so do his allies, and he closes himself off from facts that upset him. Like, Mr. President, your polls are awful. Your uncle wasn't eaten by cannibals. And, Joe, you have applesauce in your eyebrows. Biden is so desperate he's now targeting the Supreme Court, finalizing a proposal that includes term limits for the judges. 

Biden talking about term limits? It's like Stormy Daniels talking about sperm limits. I blame that on Joe Mackey. It's not likely to pass in Congress, but if it did, where does the appeal go? Back to the Supreme Court? So do they decide if they get to fire themselves? That's like the president deciding that he doesn't have dementia. Meanwhile, during a speech at the convention for the NAACP, Joe lied about the George Floyd riots, calling them peaceful protests.

JOE BIDEN: And if you peacefully protested George Floyd's murder, Donald Trump called for the National Guard to go after you. What the hell is the matter with this man?

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$2 billion worth of damage is peaceful? That's like saying Jonestown was just a slumber party. But once again, Joe lied. 19 people were killed in the first two weeks of the 2020 riots, and Trump called on the National Guard to quell the violence in Portland but Democratic leadership turned it down. But Joe doesn't care because all he has left is race-baiting. And now he admits he ran as a transitional candidate but won't leave because he didn't expect it to be this divided.

JOE BIDEN: Look, when I originally ran, you may remember I said I was going to be a transitional candidate. I thought that I'd be able to move from this, just pass it on to someone else. But I didn't anticipate things getting so, so, so divided.

He's surprised by this division? He's like an arsonist who didn't expect it to get so hot. This guy s*** himself, both literally and figuratively. And now Biden also has a disastrous Zoom call with congressional Democrats over the weekend that was even worse than the debate. And I pissed out kidney stones that weren't as bad as the debate. During the call, Biden yelled at Colorado Democrat Congressman Jason Crow, a veteran and former recipient of the Bronze Star, telling Crow, "Tell me who did something that you've never done with your Bronze Star, like my son." What that has to do with anything not even Joe could explain to you. But that's his default way to get out of a debate. No one wants to say to him, what does your dead son have to do with this? 

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Reportedly, the Zoom call made Democrats so angry, the only reason they didn't lash out at Biden publicly was because less than an hour later, Trump was shot. You know your campaign is in deep trouble when your opponent almost getting assassinated can only help you. People were suddenly talking about Joe's idiocy instead of his dementia. So, how much longer can Joe hold out? 

He's supposed to debate Trump again on September 10th. Will he still be the candidate by then? Will he still even be the president by then? If you saw him crawling his way up the stairs of Air Force One today, you'd tell Covid, get out of him while you still can.

Donald J. Trump is often referred to as "President Trump" or "Mr. President," and has formerly been known as "Commander in Chief," "POTUS" and "45," as he was the 45th President of the United States. He has also enjoyed several other prominent titles.

However, before Trump was the leader of the free world, he was lovingly known as "dad" to five children, including Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany and Barron, and "grandpa" to 10 grandchildren, beginning with the eldest, Kai.

Kai, 17, was seemingly ready to be cast into America's political spotlight after she spoke at the 2024 Republican National Convention on Day 3 of the event in Milwaukee.

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"He calls me during the middle of the school day to ask how my golf game is going and tells me all about his, but then I have to remind him that I'm in school, and I'll have to call him back later," Trump's granddaughter told a raucous crowd in Milwaukee.

"On Saturday, I was shocked when I heard that he has been shot, and I just wanted to know if he was okay," Trump said, describing the events following the attempted assassination of the former president.

"A lot of people have put my grandpa through hell, and he's still standing," the teenager added.

"Grandpa, you are such an inspiration and I love you," Trump said. "The media makes my grandpa seem like a different person. But I know him for who he is. He's very caring and loving. He truly wants the best for this country. And he will fight every single day to make America great again. Thank you very much."

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Recently, the daughter of Don Jr. and Vanessa Trump, now divorced, was a regaled guest of Dana White's at the UFC 303 fight, which she attended opposite her dad. The Florida teen posed for photographs with White, the president of the UFC, former NFL superstar Aaron Rodgers and country music star Jelly Roll, among other A-listers.

Kai, born May 12, 2007, is an enthusiastic golfer. She is active on social media and regularly posts about her golf skills.

Last year, the Florida native started a YouTube channel. She kickstarted the outreach social media page with a video titled, "Get to know Kai Trump!"

"It should overall be a fun channel," Kai said in the clip.

As Kai scampers around a golf course, her friend asks questions, and she gives viewers insight into some of her favorite things, which includes pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks, proscuitto meat and ricotta cheese, and playing pickleball and tennis.

In March, Kai won the ladies' club championship at the private Trump Golf Club in West Palm Beach. She has posted photographs and clips in the past playing with golf professional and PGA player Bryson DeChambeau.

Mixed into her fitness reels, Kai reminds social media users that she is an undoubted supporter of her grandpa.

On Saturday, while speaking to supporters at a campaign rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, former President Trump was shot by a lone gunman perched on a rooftop nearby. He was struck in the ear before Secret Service agents covered him and removed him from the stage.

Before being escorted away, the former president was recorded straight-armed with his fist in the air shouting "fight, fight, fight" to the crowd.

Kai took to Instagram to express her admiration for her grandfather's unwavering will to wrangle the U.S. political system for the people. She wrote, "We love you Grandpa. Never stop fighting!" 

In mid-June, Kai joined tens of thousands of people at Turning Point USA's leadership summit event hosted by Charlie Kirk in Detroit. She was photographed with former President Trump, Don Jr. and her brother, Don III, 15.

Trump will return to Detroit on Saturday with Vance for their first campaign rally as the official Republican ticket for the 2024 elections. The rally will be hosted indoors.

Kai's other siblings include Tristan, Spencer and Chloe.

Fox News' Andrew Mark Miller contributed reporting.