GREG GUTFELD: Dems demand diversity over everything else, but it's our fault for noticing

Every day in the mainstream media, there's a headline that goes "Republicans pounce, Republicans seize." Or they might switch it up and say, "Republicans accuse." And invariably, the thing Republicans are pouncing or seizing on is something that the Dems are actually doing. Case in point-- The New York Times has a glowing piece this week titled "Immigrants Are Becoming U.S. Citizens at Fastest Clip in Years." The lead adding, "New citizens say they're looking forward to voting in November." You don't say. 

The whole piece brags about how many new immigrants they're pumping through the system, and how many of them are going to vote. That's in addition to all the illegals they're letting in every single day, of course. That's how Democratic-controlled states have gained congressional seats, as President Trump tried to end this by forcing the census to ban all non-citizens from apportionment. But one of Biden's first acts was to reverse this policy while opening the border to millions of illegals. The goal? To increase how many electoral votes states have in elections, because those votes are based on the number of residents as determined by the census.

So, by including illegals, a state can gain extra votes in Congress. So it's no wonder the same libs who freak out over gentrification want wide open borders. God forbid an urban neighborhood gets a Whole Foods, but MS13 sets up shop on the corner? That's just more votes. But back to the Times' piece, where one expert notes, "The surge in naturalization efficiency is potentially reshaping the electorate, months before a pivotal election. Every citizenship application could be a vote that decides Senate seats or even the presidency." For the Dems, of course. 

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Since new citizens overwhelmingly tend to be Democrat instead of Republican. And I get it. Why not vote for the people who keep promising you free stuff? And after another election or two, when these new citizens realize the Democrats suck, there's already a new wave of naive voters coming in. The Dems can't win if everybody knows better, so they got to keep pumping in new rubes to exploit. They're playing chess. Why? The Republicans are playing with themselves. But we shall see as the Dems do the thing they're outright bragging about. 

They call you a bigot for noticing this replacement theory. They don't call it replacing, they call it reshaping. The Dems do this a lot. It's never their fault for cheating. It's your fault for noticing. Just yesterday, Politico had this headline "Trump moves to tie Harris to Biden on the economy: They are a team." See, we're supposed to forget Joe and Kamala ever met, let alone became the worst combo since toothpaste and orange juice. But how dare you assume they're a team just because they ran as the Biden-Harris team? And Kamala said she was Team Joe up until last month. And Joe said, tell Kamala Harris, my teammate, I love her, as he bit down on his feeding tube and drifted toward purgatory. But that's just Trump lying again. 

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If Trump looked up and said the sky is blue, they'd say, not at night, you liar. Before the debate, Kamala was the dead weight. And now that Joe's the anchor dragging her down, the Dems are desperately sawing at that chain. And how about this? Back in 2020, Dems demanded Joe select a Black woman as his running mate. No other demographic would do. No white women. No men, not even drag queens. Sorry, Liz Cheney. So he went with the one who called him a racist for opposing busing, never guessing someday she'd chuck him under one. And now they scream when we point out that, yes, Kamala was a DEI hire. 

See, the Dems demand diversity over everything else. But then it's your fault for noticing. And finally, how about when a male prisoner who talks his way into a women's prison where he goes around raping everybody? Is it his fault? Her fault? Them/ they/ these and those faults?

No, it's yours for noticing. See, the Dems embrace policies that, once exposed, make them look bad. So they call you racist. Fact is, if they could pass a law that would throw you in jail every time you notice their b*****, they'd do it tomorrow.

NYC Mayor Eric Adams hit with first subpoena over 2021 campaign finances: report

In an ongoing corruption investigation, federal prosecutors have issued a series of subpoenas focused on New York City Mayor Eric Adams' election campaign in 2021.

According to the New York Times, citing four people with knowledge of the matter, the series of subpoenas were issued to Adams, City Hall and to his election committee.

The subpoenas, which were issued in July, requested text messages, other communications and documents from the mayor and the election capping officials.

The outlet said that the subpoenas also requested information on Adams' travel arrangements to China and campaign fundraising. 

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In a statement to Fox News, Adams' office said that the mayor has fully cooperated with the ongoing investigation.

"As a former member of law enforcement, the mayor has been clear over that last nine months that he will cooperate with any investigation underway," Fabien Levy, the deputy mayor for communications, said. "Nothing has changed. He expects everyone to cooperate to swiftly bring this investigation to a close."

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Adams' attorneys, in a statement to Fox News, said that they have investigated and evaluated the mayor's campaign documents, electronic communication and witness interviews.

"Over the past nine months, we have conducted our own investigation of the areas we understand the U.S. Attorney’s Office has been reviewing. Our investigation has included an evaluation of campaign documents, an analysis of tens of thousands of electronic communications, and witness interviews," Brendan McGuire and Boyd Johnson III said.

"To be clear, we have not identified any evidence of illegal conduct by the Mayor," they said. "To the contrary, we have identified extensive evidence undermining the reported theories of federal prosecution as to the Mayor, which we have voluntarily shared with the U.S. Attorney.  We continue to cooperate with the investigation and are in the process of responding to the recently issued subpoenas.  We continue to look forward to a prompt and just resolution of this investigation.

The subpoenas are the next step in an ongoing investigation into Adams' use of a private email addresses and how records from seven trips he made to China have disappeared.

The New York Post, citing a source close to the probe, said the prominent NYC mayor used three private email addresses to arrange his dealings in China on his seven trips to the foreign country.

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At least one of the trips, per the outlet, was partly funded by the Chinese Communist Party.

The private email accounts cannot be traced on New York City government servers, meaning that key details, such as who paid for the trips and with whom he met, remain concealed.

Last year, federal investigators quietly seized the mayor's cellphones and an iPad as he was leaving an event in Manhattan.

The initial probe is believed to be focused, at least in part, on whether the Adams campaign conspired with the Turkish government to receive illegal campaign contributions from foreign sources, funneled through straw donors, according to a warrant reported on by the New York Times.

Fox News Digital has reached out to the FBI for comment.