So, with the nomination of Trump and his VP, JD Vance, America woke up today to two white men who may well run the country for the next four years. That's two Hitlers for the price of one. So what's going on here? Why are evil white men not only leading in the polls but adding minority voters the way Joy Behar adds chins? Right now, these two evil whiteys have the Democratic Party looking about as organized as a smash-and-grab at 7-Eleven. 

The truth is there is a key difference between the left and right that goes beyond policy, which is why people of all types are shifting Republican. At heart, the right loves America. They're not afraid to show it. They're the ones who stand for the national anthem, who love the military, who see America as a force for good and get satisfaction from their families, their country and this show, of course. But the left is quite simply as miserable as Morning Joe when Mika's dieting. Or Mika when Joe's having his period. Both sides have their warriors, for sure. But at least the right are happy warriors. That's why we're winning. And thanks to Trump, Republicans got their groove back. 

For an example of the difference between the two sides, just look at the reactions to the assassination attempt. Think about it. The guy they hate gets shot and they're the ones who are miserable, including many who made no secret that they wish the shooter hadn't missed. But our guy gets shot and what happens? Everyone chants USA! Trump gets his head creased by a round from an AK, and he pops up full of defiance and love for his country, looking for his odor eaters. Because that's what he meant by ‘fight’ of course. He meant fight for this place, fight for its founding principles, its freedoms, its strengths, not its damn pronouns. 

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Now, imagine the reverse. Imagine the reverse if Joe lost a single hair plug. He'd be in Walter Reed for a month. What a contrast. One president's got a bloody ear and the other needs Miracle-Ear. You can wrap Trump's whole head in bandages like the mummy and he'd still be more aware of his surroundings than old Joe. And Biden rallies? They're in such boring, sad places: high school gyms where everyone acts like they're at a doctor's appointment and it's a cross between Doctor Frankenstein and Doctor Kevorkian. 

Meanwhile, Trump rallies are massive and happy, and even with a shooting, people mourned. But they also moved ahead. You couldn't take them down. Trump has faced figurative bullets and now literal ones, and he just gets stronger. And he's always smiling. A real smile, too, not the skeleter grin Biden's had since his plastic surgeon stapled his ears behind his head. Circumstances have shaped Trump into a greater force and one who's having a ball. All while the media tried to paint him as soft. Oh, look, he fell. It was just a loud noise. Oh, it was probably glass, right? If these people were covering the Hindenburg, they would have told us, well, someone was just lighting farts. But if that happened to Biden, the media would be crying like Chris Christie when the McRib was discontinued. 

Meanwhile, the lawfare against Trump has been falling apart like a toilet seat on Lizzo's commode. I love the word commode, what can I say? Americans of all stripes and colors saw it as BS. So doesn't it seem like there's something about the timing of all this? Biden's pathetic debate, the shooting with Trump just turning his head, the end of the documents prosecution, and now today's conviction of Menendez as we see how the corrupt Democrats led a guy accused of being an agent of a foreign power to stay on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and receive classified briefings while on trial. Democrats, maybe it's time to ask yourself, is all this what happens when God or some other force for justice is on the other side? Because in this movie, we're the good guys and the Dems know that finally they're the bad and the reward is coming this November. 

So if you doubt any of this, just look at the supporters on each side. Trumpers are happy pappy's ready to fight, sure, but happily so. While the other side are hysterical, terror-stricken mopes that are as unhappy as Jerry Nadler's belt buckle. But the celebs on the right are out there swinging but enjoying the fight. 

Finally, just look at the name of Trump's deputy communications director. Her name is Caroline Sunshine. That's really her name. Can you get a happier name than Caroline Sunshine? She even looks like a Caroline Sunshine. And yet, no surprise Joe's name is Biden because that's all he's doing: Biden' Time.

A fun day at SeaWorld San Diego took a terrifying turn for a mother-daughter duo from Arizona.

Salina Higgins tells Fox News Digital it all started when they decided to ride the Electric Eel roller coaster during their July 9 trip. 

She said when the ride got to the first "upside down part," her daughter's shoulder strap was dangling in front of her.

"I just so happened to open my eyes, and my daughter started screaming because her strap was dangling in front of her face as we hung upside down," Higgins said. "I then grabbed the strap, secured it and held onto it for dear life as we both were screaming until the ride was over."

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She said the ride was over in under a minute, but it was "the longest 47 seconds of my life."

Higgins said after the ride was over, she told an attendant what had happened. She felt the attendant did not take her concerns seriously. He said she then escalated her concerns to guest services.

Higgins said she was told to read the disclaimers posted outside the ride. She snapped pictures of the signs, which she provided to Fox News Digital.

One sign reads: "Hold on tight and remain seated with the comfort collar secured at all times during the ride."

The other indicates that the comfort straps are "designed for your comfort only."

Higgins said after some back-and-forth with SeaWorld staff, she and her family were escorted off the property by security.

"This was gross negligence by SeaWorld," Higgins claimed. "Are we going to be scarred for life? No, but I can't rest easy knowing that this is going on and could happen to someone else."

Higgins took her story to social media where she shared a video, captured by her niece, that she claims shows the moment the strap came loose.

The video has 8.5 million views on social media. 

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Higgins said she was offered free passes to return to SeaWorld following the ordeal, as well as reimbursement for the tickets she originally purchased and eventually $1,000, which she said she turned down.

The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health told Fox News Digital it is investigating the incident.

In a statement to a local NBC TV station, SeaWord said it takes safety very seriously, and insisted there was not a safety concern during the ride.

"All rides and attractions, including Electric Eel, are designed, operated and inspected daily in accordance with all applicable standards and manufacturer specifications. The 'harness' this family is referencing is called a 'comfort collar,' which is intended for the rider’s comfort and is not a restraining device," the company said.

SeaWorld explained that the lap bar and shin bar are the only restraining devices on the coaster, and said those devices remained secure. 

It said signage at the entrance of the ride indicates that the comfort collar is "for rider comfort only."

Fox News Digital reached out to SeaWorld San Diego for further comment, but did not immediately hear back.

"There is absolutely nothing ‘comforting’ about seeing the ‘comfort strap’ dangle above your heads 150ft off the ground upside down!" Higgins told Fox News Digital. "Danger could have come from the metal clasp at the end of the comfort strap coming down and striking my 10-year-old in the face!"