Maxwell House Coffee Is Rebranding For The Weirdest Reason

The legacy coffee brand Maxwell House is changing their name for the first time in 133 years to reflect the changing landscape of homeownership, they just announced.

The coffee retailer is rebranding to Maxwell Apartment, they said, for a 12 month ‘lease’ offer.

A press release detailing that change mentioned that almost one third of Americans are renting smaller apartments rather than purchasing full sized homes. 

“Two-thirds of American adults drink coffee every day, which can add up quickly, especially these days,” Holly Ramsden, Head of Coffee, North America at the Kraft Heinz Company, said in a statement. 

“Maxwell House believes no one should have to go without great tasting coffee and Maxwell Apartment delivers the same delicious taste people know and love, at a value that celebrates all our fans are doing to make smart choices in their lives.”

The announcement further stated that the brand would continue selling “great tasting, affordable coffee” because we’re living during “a time where value matters now more than ever.”

This promotion is being touted as a way for consumers to stock up on coffee and save money on cafe runs, which they claim could lead to $1,000 in savings per year. 

Social media users mocked the marketing ploy, pointing out how the brand was named after the Maxwell House Hotel in Nashville where it first gained popularity, not after an actual residence. 

“I can’t believe this isn’t a [Babylon Bee] article,” one person wrote on X, echoing what many others were saying. 

Others pointed out that this is the latest in a string of questionable marketing decisions from major brands, including Cracker Barrel’s major misstep over the summer. 

“NOW we know where the marketing team that gave us the new logo and decor for Cracker Barrel went,” one person observed.

“‘Hey Americans! We know most of you can’t afford homes, so we thought our coffee should be rebranded to reflect your misfortune!’ Like salt in a wound,” another comment said.

DHS Arrests 800 Illegal Immigrants In Illinois Raids As Trump’s Deportations Continue Amid Shutdown

Homeland Security agents arrested more than 800 illegal immigrants as part of its “Operation Midway Blitz” and the massive raids will continue despite the government shutdown.

Among those arrested were rapists, individuals with DUI convictions and previously-deportation illegal immigrants, according to the Department of Homeland Security. In one part of the operation, roughly 300 federal agents descended upon an apartment complex teeming with suspected Tren de Aragua gang members.

“The Trump Administration will not allow violent criminals or repeat offenders to terrorize our neighborhoods or victimize our children and innocent Americans,”  Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement regarding the arrests.

Chicago waters, watchful eyes… vigilance never rests. During Operation Midway Blitz, Border Patrol Marine Units in Chicago apprehended an illegal alien from Honduras who had been previously removed 5 times, making this arrest his 6th time.

The Green Machine will keep looking… pic.twitter.com/xzKHrIUR6b

— Commander Op At Large CA Gregory K. Bovino (@CMDROpAtLargeCA) October 1, 2025

The Trump administration’s immigration raids in Chicago and the nearby suburbs started in September, with the deployment of additional Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Border Patrol agents to the Windy City. In response, protestors have taken to the streets in an attempt to block the agents from arresting illegal immigrants.

Rioters have also targeted an ICE facility in Broadview, Illinois, laying their hands on agents, hurling tear gas at them and slashing the tires of their cars.

Sickening chants of “shoot ICE” from the mob of over 200 violent psychopaths outside the Broadview Processing Center in Illinois.

This is transpiring just a few days after the horrific terrorist attack on an ICE facility in Dallas.

DHS is calling on @GovPritzker and… pic.twitter.com/nrg8VWyrbd

— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) September 26, 2025

While federal agents worked to clean the Chicago streets, Democratic Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker expressed his disapproval of the effort.
“The Trump Administration’s DHS officers appear to be carrying large weapons around downtown Chicago in camouflage and masks. This is not making anybody safer — it’s a show of intimidation, instilling fear in our communities and hurting our businesses,” Pritzker wrote on X Sunday.
DHS, however, remains undeterred, said McLaughlin.
“We will not allow sanctuary politicians or violent rioters to stop us from enforcing the law and arresting pedophiles, murderers, gang members, rapists, and domestic abusers from American communities,” she said.

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